just like i promised.....

Okay, so here they are:

ORIGINAL G&C ACTUAL PRETEND MAGAZINE ARTICLE TITLES:



"how to make those hardwood floor crap-brown again"

"no, surely you didn't exfoliate your mustache off with only glitter!"

"who added that dapple to your updo?"

"birthday cakes, yes, birthday cakes: glitter and crap!!!"

"plop and glop, stain removal the g&c way"

the new fashion:
"eyes the color of horse crap, teeth that sparkle like glitter."
everyone wants it
everyone is fighting for it
will u b the lucky
princess?