Pear Honey Queen

Oh Mother Pear Honey.... seriously, who wonders how us G$C gurlz came about. True and more true our mother's daughters. Luv u mum, spice it up spunky-sparkler style.

--- On Sat, 7/12/08, Kathy H***** wrote:

To my dear The Pear Honey Canning Princess,

I am having fun listening to raindrops! The little herds of rain are moving on by, but here and there they stop by long enough for me to hear them dancing on the rooftop! Such a pretty day! A friendly rain. Yes, let's make the pear honey together! We can get pears from the farmer's market... as the pears come on the trees toward fall. Your grandma and great-grandma will be watching over our shoulders!

Love, The Pear Honey Canning Queen

Rare Together

Wednesday afternoon at GAmyC's, chocolate chip cookies baking, coffee with cream, babies sleeping with glitter on their rosy cheeks, and crap everywhere. GSarahC and GAmyC enjoying it all together. A Perfect Day. Glitter in Paradise. And then, a trip down memory lane, to October last, when G$C was born.....

ACTUAL EMAIL COPY BETWEEN THE G$C's:::

on October 22, 2007
Amy M***** wrote:

i just had some of your yummy coffee
and am trying to clean house
not much luck

need to go to the sto'
and clean the whole sticky house from top to bottom!!!


On Oct 22, 2007, at 4:35 PM, Sarah H********** wrote:

pretend like ur a
princess
a cinderella
in a ball gown

and clean away

some glitter helps as well
for the added effect


on October 22 at 4:47 pm Amy ****** wrote

you are so funny
my sister actually does that
she cleans house in old prom dresses
what else should i use them for
she says :)
you two would giggle at each other a lot
i think

if i just started scattering glitter around
it would cover up the dirt
wonder what would cover all the piles???


On Oct 22, 2007, at 4:58 PM, Sarah ************ wrote:

horse crap
and glass slippers
of course!


Amy M****** <***.*******@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

hahahahahahaha
i'll do just that and then
invite you over for lunch
we could have tea and crumpets
in prom dresses and glass slippers
among piles of glitter covered dirt
horse crap covered laundry and dishes

aaaahhh
sounds relaxing
we should start a housekeeping magazine
called "Crap & Glitter"
or "Glitter & Crap"
what do you think?

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You only wish...

Microwave

rice pillow.
oh my.
my apartment still smells
like uncle phil and the
kerosene lighter.
no idea how i burnt it,
but it was sure smokin.
u know the smell,
i thought it WAS popcorn,
and then it crossed my mind,
i wasn't making popcorn,
it was 10pm at nite.

Did you know?

An average 1,000-pound horse produces 9 tons of manure a year containing valuable fertilizer elements.
Horse crap- it's cheaper than water!
Why didn't Cinderella know?