Trinket packaging

Surely not.
Possible packaging for
that glittering jewel of G&C.
A surprise treat,
just watch what lands
behind those horses' feet!

Recessionary Greetings

A NEW line of Recessionary Greeting Cards is
****COMING SOON****
to a G&C store near you!

"Congratulations on your unemployment!"

"The new drug: Recessionary Rebound"

"Unemployment 4 ALL"

Done the G&C way
of course,
a horse is a horse,
of course.